Spiral Note Pads

What was I supposed to pick up? My mother-in-law's flatulance meds
or the dog's anti-depressants? Write it down on our terrifically
handy note pads. 3 ¾ x 4 ½" $5.50 each


"high maintenance" doesn't even begin to cover it	... and best of all is the matching thong	I live in fantasyland... and I have oceanfront property!
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do the words "gifted and talented" mean anything to you?	I feel a sin coming on	WOW! I get to give birth AND change diapers!
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damn straight I keep score	another day in paradise...	someone was going to have to set a bad example
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of course it buys happiness	she was one frozen entree away from a nervous breakdown	it's not who you marry that matters... it's who you divorce
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she didn't see wrinkles... she saw character	it would, of course, have to look like an accident	frugal is such an ugly word
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my garden kicks ass	has anyone seen my hormones?	she would have perfect thighs in this lifetime
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don't worry... it happens to lots of guys		she could no longer pretend that he wasn't an idiot
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