surely it must be 5 o'clock
somewhere

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guess where I'm tattooed?

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old enough to know better...
too young to give a rat's ass

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stop me before I volunteer again

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looking for trouble?
look no further...

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You be Thelma. I'll be Louise.

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why yes, I am that kind of girl

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an attitude is a terrible
thing
to waste

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... and best of all is the
matching thong

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honey, you couldn't handle
half of me

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she had no intention of
suffering
alone

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we all have our baggage

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of course it buys happiness
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medicated and motivated
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she had not yet
decided whether to use her power for good...
or for evil

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"high maintenance" doesn't
even
begin to cover it

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domestically disabled
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someone was going to have to set
a bad example

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I love not camping
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she could see no good reason
to act
her age

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born to be wild

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I dreamed my whole house
was
clean...

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