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You be Thelma.
I'll be Louise.
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why yes, I am that kind of girl
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the real "mystery" was why she had married his fat ass in the first place
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inner beauty is for amateurs
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it was the best rebound relationship ever!
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what part of "I'm hung over, go home" don't you understand?
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whoever said "less is more" had probably never had quite enough "more"
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I believe we have and opportunity to make some extremely poor choices
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why do dishes
when you can do daiquris?
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martinis... they're not just for breakfast anymore
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all the baking soda in the world could not mask the scent of her despair
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she was living proof that looks could be deceiving
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now that he had bought the cow, the milk was going to be extraordinarily expensive
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Looking for trouble?
Look no further
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We all have our baggage
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funny, I dont' recall asking for your opinion
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together, we will own your grandparents
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what muffled screams, officer?
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whatever had she done? and with whom?
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tadaa! now let's have a cocktail...
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male refrigerator blindness
claims another victim
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she could hardly wait to regret this
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if by "happy" you mean trapped with no means of escape...? then yes,
I'm happy
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remember sweetheart... mommy loves you, but she doesn't have to like
you
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her dreamboat was about to hit a reef
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she was one cocktail away from proving his mother right
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she could never remember which was better...
...
safe? or sorry?
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you can't TiVo this, honey!
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who wants mommy's low-fat snack bar?
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thank goodness that's over with!
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Hurrah!
At last I'm 40!
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Hurrah!
At last I'm 50!
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of course, it would have to look like an accident
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beauty, it's not just
a job, it's an adventure
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and best of all is the matching thong
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there was nothing
passive about her aggression
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armed and dangerous
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not all bad girls
wear black
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born to be wild
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bite me
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her proudest achievement was
staying blonde
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and to think that I'm only using one-tenth of my brain
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I love not camping
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think of me as a challenge
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maybe I want to look cheap
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she had made yet another wise shopping decision
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WOW! I get to give and AND change diapers!
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domestically disabled
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I dreamed my whole house was clean
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you'll eat it...
you'll eat it and like it
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she was one frozen entree away from a nervous breakdown
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make mine estrogen
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she has not yet decided whether to use her power for good...
or for evil
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surely it must be five o'clock somewhere
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frugal is such an
ugly word
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my garden kicks ass
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do the words 'gifted and talented' mean anything to you?
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honey, you couldn't handle half of me
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of course it buys happiness
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I'm so happy it's happy hour
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she was comforted by the knowledge that they were helpless without her
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high maintenance doesn't begin to cover it
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has anyone seen
my hormones?
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she kind of enjoyed working for an idiot
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make your own damn dinner
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she had every intention of making the same mistake twice
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medicated and motivated
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I wish I were an only child
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why yes, I am overqualified
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more paperwork please
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another day in paradise
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all this and a paycheck too...
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she thought of him fondly as "Plan B"
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she could no longer pretend that he wasn't an idiot
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old enough to know better... too young to give a rat's ass
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she could see no good reason to act her age
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the secret ingredient was resentment
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can I retire now?
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nothing says "hello sailor" quite like ruby red lipstick
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damn straight
I keep score
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true, there were side effects
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I feel a sin
coming on
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they were so soft and tiny...
just like her ex
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someone called...
about something
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she had no intention of suffering alone
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guess where I'm tattooed
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an attitude is a terrible thing to waste
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because I'm the mother... that's why
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they shared everything... even their medication
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she was the life of the Tupperware party
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stop me before I volunteer again
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just file it under
"who cares?"
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she was a work in progress
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someone was going
to have to set a bad example
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I dreamed my whole desk was clean
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