When: _______ am / pm, on _________________________________
[ ] until ______
[ ] until we get tired of oohing and aahing over her china pattern
[ ] until she comes to her senses
Where: [ ] ___________________________________
___________________________________
[ ] the nearest male strip club
[ ] the local forge, where she'll be fitted for a ball and chain
Why: [ ] to send her into marital bliss in style
[ ] to explain to her what's really going to happen on the wedding
night
[ ] a girl can never have too many muffin pans
RSVP: [ ] By phone: _________________
[ ] By email: _________________